Do Not Buy This Game

“Are you really reading this to find out more? …FINE!  If you DO buy this game, expect me to narrate in your ear for around 2 hours about your poor life choices, all while I’ll try to create something resembling a game for you to walk around in.”

Wh- What are you doing here?
Did you not read the title?

I’ll put it here again, just for you, but this time I’ll make a tiny change that will probably help you out:

Do Not Click This Link

Platforms: Windows
Release: 2020